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Ohno Satoshi (sexy hip thrust) dance moves!
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Warning:The following images/gif contains some scenes
that may not be suitable for young people.
Viewer discretion is advised!
Oh, excessive fangirl flailing & nosebleeds might ensue!
*Don't tell me Sho didn't warn you!
OH NO, you're not supposed to see this...
OH YES, you're supposed to see this!
This is where you'll see some sexy dance
moves and mind-boggling hip thrusts brought
to you by none other than the Arashi dance
leader himself: Ohno Satoshi!
So, stay tuned to see more!
Hang in there and don't switch channels!
*We would like to thank our "sponsors".*
Note: Whenever you see this cute image:
This means there's a hidden gif, please
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Now, we're back from our commercial
break (enough of the blabs/stalling)
LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED...
# 01: It only just begun!
Once upon a time, in a faraway land of rainbows,
gliterry costumes, and strict dance instructors...
Ohno Satoshi became a Johnny's Jr.
*Can't find him amidst all those Juniors?!
Actually, it's quite easy to spot him... he's the only
Junior dancing "sexily" in his place while everyone's
just really too busy moving from one place to another.
Here's another clue, he's dancing in the middle part!
# 02: Why Kyoto Kyo?!
In 1997, Ohno Satoshi decided to join Kyoto Kyo...
And you know why?! Of course, he wants to show off his
sexy dance moves to everyone! What any reason could it be!
*Ohno's the one in the rightmost side*
# 03: I can beat my sempai!
Is it just me or I think Ohno's move is even sexier than the one
in the middle (which is Ohno's sempai from Shounentai btw)?!
# 04: Shampoo = Sexy
And then Johnny's decided to hold a concert featuring JE's
new talents... And it ncludes this hip thrusting God!
*I think the song's about shampoo, can you even see the tiny relation
why they're dancing like that when it's about a freakin shampoo?!*
# 05: Shinny JE jackets!
You want to see MORE? Of course there's still more..I mean
from the same concert wearing those hideous shiny jacket!
# 06: Hips sweeping you like a typhoon!
Let's leave Ohno's Junior days and let's now go
fast forward when he's already "debuted"!
Ohno: Do you know how you can cause a storm
throughout the world?.. By shaking your hips like this!
And because Ohno's not contented with just showing what
he's got only on PV's, he's also giving it all during concerts!
# 07: I'm wholesome, I'm awesome!
Perfect opportunity to shake it during Arashi's 1st concert!
*Ohno's just being wholesome and not using those
deadly hips YET because he's barely legal, ok?*
# 08: So-so-so
Again, those solo songs were born because Ohno wants
to show off his ability to make a "body" wave look sexy!
*How many times do I have to say this? Oh well I'm not tired saying it*
# 09: Oh, love you love you...
I know you're eager to be blinded by those hips moving right?
But before that, Ohno needs to do his customary stretch...
# 10: Exercise is good for your health!
And do some more stretch... like some exercise routine?
Instructor Ohno: Class, it's time for a lil' warm-up.. Make
a circular movement using your hips. Ok, follow me!
# 11: This is La Tormenta steelo!
And because I know you're too excited to see it...
It's finally here! Only, it's Ohno's backside that's facing us?
# 12: Is there anything that doesn't
make the "baka" excited?!
But it's ok, Aiba's already jumping up and down because he's
ecstatic that we can finally see Ohno Satoshi's hips shakin'!
# 13: Face to the right...
Now, I'll explain why there are numbers to the gifs...
Ohno: No, it's not like it's a countdown/timer to the hip thrust.
The number stands for marks because I'm asking you to vote
which dance move or gif that you think is the sexiest among
the rest, and simply vote for the gif that "satisfies" you most!
Do you think PIKA★★NCHI DOUBLE facing right looks sexy?!
# 14: Face to the left...
Hmmm, so you don't want Ohno facing the right side while
he's dancing (from the previous gif) like that. You want him
facing the left side since Nino's left-handed (Nice analogy!)?
Ok, let's have Natsu no Namae playing! About face!
# 15: Mission
Still not satisfied?! Damn, you're impossible!
I mean, who can manage to make the Mission Impossible tune
horribly sexy?! No, I didn't say it's because of James Bond!
Yes, eveything's possible if it's Ohno Satoshi!!!
*And yes he's dancing to the Mission Impossible tune, is that weird?*
It's all part of Ohno's plans actually, first the PV's then
Arashi's concert and now his OWN solo concert!
# 16: Hidden Meaning!
Arashi attempts to make hentai songs, maybe to prove that
they're not gay! But what I don't know is what the lyrics of
Te Agero wants to prove to us and especially when it's
matched with this kind of dance moves...
#17: Yes, we're HIGH!
Yes, Ohno wants the spotlight all for himself! It's his solo
concert after all... HIGH, HIGH , HIGH, Te Agero!
#18: Walking in the rain
We don't want to leave out Walking in the rain without seeing
this do we? Because we're not just aware but for this song,
Ohno tried his best to make it look sexy! Look...
The following gifs would make it even harder to choose!
*evil laughter* You want to know why it's getting harder?!
Nino: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
*I love this gif much.. sorry!*
#19: Top Secret
It's a TOP SECRET, but Ohno Satoshi wants you to see it!
#20: Those hands/hips don't lie!
It's even deadly because he's using those hands right?!
And becuase we can't get enough of the damn
TOP SECRET and it really is too tempting...
Two more angles to give us more nosebleeds!
#21 and #22
#23 His shirt says "I <3 you"
Since we're undecided, Ohno's turning really assertive!
Oh, and he loves us! Weeeeee!
#24: PUMP IT!
Ooppss, and he's even MORE assertive! Pump it (louder)!!!
#25: I assure you he's awake!
I promise, he's not getting sleepy in this gif!
*Because he fell asleep waiting for us to decide?*
#26: Song for me
What makes his solos hotter is that serious look on his
face (contrary to his usual spacey look). Aside from the
look, Ohno's also taking advantage of his hands! See~
What did I tell you guys?! It's all part of Ohno's plans!!! First
the PV's, then Arashi's concert, then his solo songs, then his
solo concert and now, he even chereographs and he makes
the Arashi members complain how hard the dance steps are!
#27: Dance Chereographer
Just like C-A-R-N-I-V-A-L... Night!
*But nevermind, the fans are thankful! Thanks Ohno sensei!*
The reason why DVD's are love, aside from the fact that they
capture the nice rabu moments... it's because they're in High
Quality! Once Again... Dream-A-Live concert on HQ please!
*Anyone wants to join the DAL concert DVD movement?!*
#28: Once Again
Did you see Ohno hiding behind Jun but
still moving his body sexily?!
*I want to see this in HQ. I love the costumes so much! <3*
Just wanted to put this for the DAL concert DVD movement!!!
Going back... where were we?! I'm getting off topic
and going faraway from hip thrusts.. I'm sorry!
#29: Take me faraway
But, this will surely take you faraway!
#30: Shiny shimmering splendid!
If not being LQ, I think this was the perfect angle!
And I want to make this even harder as it is...
Let's include some of Ohno Satoshi's crack
moments, using those deadly hips of course!!!
#31: OS beats MJ
Move over MJ, because... here comes Ohno Satoshi!
#31: Sakura Sake ending
That wasn't totally new... Ohno's been doing that move
since Sakura Sake ended! Awww, natsukashii!
#32: Cheerleader Ohno Satoshi
And who says only girls can be allowed to be cheerleaders...
Give me an O, give me an S! Make way for, Ohno Satoshi!
#33: Hard Gay
We're done with cheerleaders and now it's timefor HG.
Don't know what HG stands for?! It's not Hard Graphics
(such and Aiba baka answer), it means Hard Gay!
#34: More Hard Gay
And he's not done shaking those hips...
Don't you think this contradicts Te Agero's purpose?!
#35: Waiting Hard Gay
He's actually waiting for Nino to join him... So roll the dice Nino!
Because Ohmiya's motto is: All for One, One for All!
#33: The Pink (Ohmiya) Ladies!
In the previous 4 gifs, we didn't see it but Nino was there...
Therefore, it's time for Ohmiya hip rockin'!
And because Ohmiya cracks me up, I'll end the
post with Ohno's greates hip crack...
#34: The Impersonator!
Ohno Satoshi's version of W/Me!
*This kinda looks perverted, don't you think?! LOL!*
It's the REAL THING!
Looks like someone wants to protest...
Jun: YOU, STOP! If you're gonna impersonate us, you might
as well let us (the remaining members) join this post too!
Because it's Jun's DoS character working...
I can't complain, can I?! So, if you wanna see
the other members click the picture below!
I know you can't resist the other members now
that you're having nosebleeds for Ohno!
So why let the nosebleeds stop, LET IT ALL OUT!
oh gosh!! O________O *wth is my tissue box!! LOL*
i know ohno is sexy but i never know his hip could be so damn sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy too O___O
*damn nino!!...he's so lucky to have him!!!!*
*going to part 2 now* XDDDD
Those hips were deadly.. seriously!
So, which was your fave hip thrusting gif?! :)
thanks for sharing!~
I love OHNOO!!! he's my ichiban along w/ Sho.kun! ^^
What's your fave hip thrusting gif?! :)
MY FACE RESEMBLE THAT MONKEY QUITE WELL WHEN I SAW THOSE GIFS ;___; <3333
So, which was your fave deadly gif?!
*climb to reach for phone to call for help*
AH !
nosebleed
*dying because lossing too much blood*
argh !
lol
Why I'm not surprised those hips are deadly!
Which is your fave hip thrusting gif?!
♥♥♥♥♥
*What's your vote?! ;)
Me too, I can't count how many times I watch CARNIVAL NIGHT! Even each and every gif here, I can't remember how many times I watched this and I don't get tired seeing it! :)
*Falling for those hips? Hahaha, so what's your vote?!
What's your vote?! :)
*Hyperventilates and dies*
Ohno... leaves me breathless XDD I swear those hips are lethal. Omg. The enchanting images are getting stuck in my head. I'm in heaven after seeing those XDD
ROFL at the Jun impersonator XDD it INDEED LOOKS HORRIBLY WRONG XDDDYIPEE, glad someone thinks like me.. it looks perverted wrong, Ohno totally cracked up Jun's solo! Tsk!
Ummm, did you also check Part 2 of the post?! Weeee!
*So, what's your fave Ohno dancing gif?! ;)
u genius,,,
look how deadly that hips swing,,, *heart attack
*So, what's your vote?! ;)
p.s. No. 33, Out of the questions.
Thank you so much for this. Love it.
Hmm, Jun's your ichiban? You should see part 2 of this, click the picture with the dance revo on this post for part 2! You should really see it!
LOL, I love your vote! Ohmiya Pink Ladies, YEY! That's because we can clearly see the *toot* in those costumes?! ;)
i love DAL one.. but i'm addicted to Take Me Faraway and amazed with his dance in Top Secret <3
and i like the way you always find a place to sneak in some Ohmiya rabu :D
now i have to excuse myself.. i have to get some ice cubes from the refrigerator ^__^
Yeah, DAL is so sexy with those nice nice costumes!!! Ohno's solos are considered deadly, I should call the cops to arrest him for killing fangirls.. but then he's a lawyer, Naruse sensei always wins his case! :(
Oh you really know me, you know how much I would try to connect Ohmiya to almost anything I post! *peace*
So what's your vote? *curious much*
littleextra thing, I go with HG! 33 and 34 FTW!*grabs the box of tish peypa lying around*
I have more tissue if you need more. Oh, and there's part 2.. have you seen it?!
so hot!
So, what's your vote?! :)
you had me @ those HIPS!! ^__________^
love the HG one~ Oh-chan's hips is somehow irresistable ne~~ <3 Nino--u're one lucky bitch!!
thanks for the eye candies!!
Wow, I'm really surprised that HG is winning over TOP SECRET! Is it because it's a recent one? *curious*
Well, the top 3 would be #24, 26, and 29. Oh, and 19. I love how he's hip rolling it one way, and then he starts moving the other way in the middle!!
Hmm, I knew I loved Ohno for a reason....
So you love his solos! Nice choice, those solos were meant to kill fangirls! I know Ohno does that on purpose!
Yey, cheers to another Ohno fangirl! Weeeeee! :)
heart.
just.
stopped.
your small preview... the juntoshi's gif...
YABAI!
oh-chan's hips!!
SERIOUSLY!! OH! MY! GOD!!
THAT TOTALLY BLEW ME AWAY. how i wish that was me facing him and not jun!
#19 is my ALL time favorite. i get goosebumps ALL over. if only it was longer.
oh-chan.. kekkon shite? <3
TOP SECRET is a classic! I gush at almost all angle possible, even the fancam is deadly.. fans were screaming if Ohno shakes his hips!
**But I'm still surprised most people chose Hard Gay Ohno over TOP SECRET! :)
Hey, what's your vote? *curious me* :)
this was awesome!!
Ohno and his too sexy hips explodes my brain 8DD
i looked like that monkey when i saw Oh-chan moving his dangerous hips XDD
and now to part 2 X3
Yey, you're checking part 2!!!
Hmmm, what's your vote btw?! *curious me*
Ummm, what's your vote! *curious*
As for #22: If I was there, gosh I could touch him! But really, it's nice watching the fancam.. whenever Ohno moves his hips a little, and even if it's just the slightest move, the Japanese fans would be screaming all over.. it made me realize: "Damn, I'm not alone adoring those deadly hips!"
#33 comes from here: [2005.02.23] Episode 85 - Ohno & Nino (Gyakukaiten Drama)! Yey, PINK LADIES! :)
Thanks for dropping by, don't forget to see part 2 as well!
*Oh, and what's your vote?!
*add to memories*
Ohno is so hot in your post XD°°° It's impossible to choose between all these great gifs!!!
For sure this man knows how to shake his body :p
Riida is my ichiban and I feel I love him more and more with your post XDDD How can you do that?? lol
Yeah, his hips even beats the sun's rays.. it's SUPER HOT!
I'm biased but I think he's the best hip dancer in Arashi! Kyaaaaa! :)
Awww, I'm sorry if it's hard to choose but you don't really have a fave?
Ohno's my ichiban too and I'm just happy that you love him more because of this post! It's not really me you should be asking, you should ask Ohno why he's so sexy?! *winks*
Take me faraway is a nice choice, but I got a little problem with the angle used in the DVD! Maybe it's just me :(
Oh, don't forget to check part 2 ok, support the other members too! Thanks for dropping by! :)